In true Team Shitty fashion, it was a night of attracting creepsters, running into people
who would be best left in the past, sending ridiculous texts that made little sense (even
to the sender), and closing down not one but two bars while playing Erotic Photo Hunt.
Some nights it’s like nothing has changed since college, and I’d prefer to keep it that
Please refer to the following live tweets of the cab ride for what I consider to be a very
descriptive synopsis of the evening:
Now that you’re all caught up, we have an issue at hand. Gedmin seems to think that she
can usurp my awkwardness throne and take over my title. After reading the texts she sent
Friday night, I have to admit that she has potential. I mean, ending every text message
with a question mark (especially ones that aren’t questions) gives her a certain awkward
flair that I didn’t anticipate. Well done, Gedmin? I’m looking forward to the competition?
You may be shocked by this, but I go to charity events for all the wrong reasons. As long
as there is an open bar and entertainment, I wouldn’t care if we’re all raising money for
zombie awareness. Entertainment, however, is in the eye of the beholder. I spent most of
Saturday night being entertained by a mustache drawn on my finger and a bicycle helmet.
(Doesn’t take much, my friends.)
Drinking for the kids! Please ignore my creepy red eyes.
Anyway, the event was to raise money for an organization where Alli volunteers. She’s
definitely getting Raptured before I am. The night gets a little bit hazy after the open bar
shut down (seriously, will I ever be mature enough to handle an open bar responsibly?
) but Alli did win a set of Beanie Babies in the silent auction – so really, everyone was a
More photos to come once I steal them from the party pics website. Oh, stop acting all
high and mighty like you’ve never done it before.
P.S. I changed my comment settings so even you non-bloggers (pfft) can comment now.
So do it, aight? But remember – use this privilege responsibly. Let’s be safe out there.
P.P.S. Blogger is being all sorts of weird with spacing right now. I apologize if this shows up all jumbled or way spaced out.